"Dr. Ramyar and her team provide excellent dental treatment and services. She is very thorough and has excellent "bed side manner". I also appreciate Sayeh's professionalism, punctuality and sense of humour."
	Monica

Mother: "Has your tooth stopped hurting yet..."
Son: "I don't know. The dentist kept it"

Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."

Man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars"
Woman: "Because they gleam and sparkle"
Man: "No, because they come out at night!"

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $200
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.

A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says: "Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished?"
Dentist: "Sure you will!"
Patient: "Great, I couldn't play a note before!"

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
Woman: "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry, just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
Dentist (impressed): "You're certainly a courageous woman, which tooth is it?" Woman (turned to her husband): "Show him your tooth, dear."

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless" dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. "He's a fake! " he told his mates. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled like anyone else."